~~Ivy's Tall Stories~~

*Angels* I believe in angels, The kind that heaven sends, I am surrounded by angels, But I call them friends. - Aizabel Parinas -

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

财神???

刚刚和housemates去夜市吃晚餐,从八点吃到十点半。
事出有因。
话说吃完饭后,走到路口,看到有个江湖郎中在摆摊。
我非常感兴趣,很想知道他到底在干什么,就过去看看。
他摆了个摊,有佛像、佛钵什么的,在做表演。
最讨厌长得一副无辜相的。
偏偏他就长了一副无辜脸,一看就知道考骗人找吃的。
于是,越来越感兴趣,很好奇这个郎中葫芦理想买些什么药。
若学得他一两招唬人的伎俩,或许能派得上用场不定。
这名郎中年三十有多,不高也不矮,不胖也不瘦,面色红润,语气声调怡人,说得一口标准华语闽南语等,身穿白色衬衫、黑色西装裤。
首先,他在两张红凳子上各放一尊佛像、一盆水;地上则摊开一张隐瞒佛号的黄布,放上五碗米。
他一直强调,待会儿将表演财神现真字。待他在水盆上施法掀开布时,里头的红布将显示四个号码,届时就发财啦。
但是,郎中偏偏不是演这个。他把五色纸折起,见了五个小人,接着又放在米上。又不知怎的,他把其中一个念咒后烧了,过后,又把其他四个烧了。看是觉得挺有趣,实则觉得有点莫名其妙。
郎中说了很多话,大多是命理、面相、财富、现真字,然后又命理、面相、财富、现真字,不断重复后,就做了个表演。
水盆里注满水,盖上一片黄纸,用把两寸宽木尺压着,然后念念有词,突然之后纸就着火了,在水里着火啦!
哎呀呀,害我站的脚都疼啦,总算有点儿东西瞧啦。
可是这毕竟不算啥,有没有更厉害的呢?
有啦有啦,郎中终于打开葫芦啦!
据说,他师傅在曼谷有间庙,和另外几间出名的寺院统称十大庙。
每年佛诞日,庙都会生产特制佛牌给信徒以RM98结缘。
但他手上有些富有人家结缘的,就拿来这儿和大家结缘。只需RM30。
还以为有什么有创意的产品。原来到头来只不过想卖老掉牙的佛牌。
有点儿失望呢。
有大约五六个三男信女马上掏出腰包二话不说就买下了。手脚挺快的呢。
可是,他没理由一晚只找个一两百块就收工不干吧?
嘿嘿,果然,他随后就掏出药丸说和广大群众结缘。
话说得极动听。
可是直接来说,就是壮阳药丹。
这药丹神奇的紧,男的吃壮阳,女的医暗病。
并且免费派送。
吃候觉得好不用给钱买,只需捐点儿钱他再制药再派送。
噢,到这个环节,我就真的很累了。没力等他表演现真字了。
housemates早累了。
打道回府。
郎中的故事极多,转移视线功夫不错。
学习学习。
看这个还挺有趣的~

Monday, October 26, 2009

多事之秋

点算???
我唔想返工……
是非之地真系乞人憎……

Thursday, October 1, 2009

Thrilled.

The PTPTN has finally approved my application!!!
hahahaha
though its just a approval, and a series of process need to be gone through, Im really thrilled by the news!
my god my god my god!!!

im coming to gunung KK!!!!
YES!

Amitabha.
Thanks god!

Friday, September 25, 2009

×.×

电话把我拉回现实
很多事情是很无助的
我知道
运气一向是我最缺乏的

Thursday, September 24, 2009

即将开始阅读九把刀

http://www.lcread.com/book/author/372/index.html
刚刚google的网址
想要开始读大量的九把刀
之前看过几本小泉借我的杀手系列
觉得很恶
可能别的系列会适合我~~
什么好介绍分享一下~

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

watch Agatha Christie Marple series on PPS!


recently i love to watch this drama on9
agatha christie big fan i am
thus most of her books i have read before
watching movie is just another thing
some episodes are a little boring because the dialogues are too much exactly like the book
but i think after the first series, the team improves
therefore, the following series getting better really
yesterday i watched "The ordeal innocence", i think its quite good in movie!
some scenes are quite touching
its an english movies and you guess who starred Miss Marple?
She is Geraldine McEwan~~~
there are only 12 episodes... too bad
hahaa... can't blame the producer...
Jane Marple stories are far lesser compared with sherlock holmes or hercule poirot
there are some old english movies on Jane Marple...
maybe will download it in some other times...

Monday, September 21, 2009

exam coming to end end... holidays start soon

well i truly enjoy school days without work...
though live a bit routine, i find it utmost enjoyable go to classes, eat, sleep, on9 and basically doing nothing.
hahahahahaha
first sem in utar has passed
from a total strange place now becoming a familiar friend
i think i have already got to know her good enough
a target has set for next sem
the goal to lead a busiest life ever!
haha i like the feeling of no time to day-dream and just buzz like bees
erm. any fun or exciting activity need a helping hand?
give me a call ya!!!

by d way, pls do bless me for getting approval for PTPTN. My 21st birthday wish is to visit Gunung KK, of course, with fund sponsored by ptptn! akakak